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Cat proverb.

9th March 2008

Dog thinks “my owner is such a nice guy to me, he pets me, he feeds me, he brushes me, he cares about me…. HE must be God”

Cat thinks “my owner is such a nice guy to me, he pets me, he feeds me, he brushes me, he cares about me…. I must be God”

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How many dogs?

9th March 2008

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? 

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

 Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

 Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!

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