Dog thinks “my owner is such a nice guy to me, he pets me, he feeds me, he brushes me, he cares about me…. HE must be God”

Cat thinks “my owner is such a nice guy to me, he pets me, he feeds me, he brushes me, he cares about me…. I must be God”

“To err is human, to purr is feline.”
-Robert Byrne

“The smallest feline is a masterpiece.”
-Leonardo Da Vinci

“As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.”
-Ellen Perry Berkeley

“Of all God’s creatures, there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.”
-Mark Twain

“People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.”
-Faith Resnick

“Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses.” – John Weitz

“A cat is there when you call her – if she doesn’t have anything better to do.” – Bill Adler

The last thing I would accuse a cat of is innocence.

Edward Paley

1786 – 1847 

When a cat is offended every square centimetre of him is offended. Men and women of power and intellect have been brought to their knees by cats who have turned their backs on them.

A. P. Reilly  

“Dogs have owners, cats have staff.” – Unknown

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” – Unknown

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“There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.” – Unknown