How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
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1. They live here. You don’t.
2. If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture (that’s why it’s called ‘fur’-niture).
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What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
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A cat died of of old age and on arrival in Heaven, met an angel who asked if there was anything he`d like.
“I`d like a soft cushion to rest my old bones on” the cat replied.
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