Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force – such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

Law of Cat Motion.
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

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A cat died of of old age and on arrival in Heaven, met an angel who asked if there was anything he`d like.

“I`d like a soft cushion to rest my old bones on” the cat replied.

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I’d like to think I owned the cat

That condescends to share my flat:

I give him of my rationed food

And cater to his every mood.

I’d like to think he’d go to seed

If I weren’t there to meet his need,

And yet the fact is plain to see-

The pesky, doggone cat owns me!

Ruth M Outwater

“Dogs have owners, cats have staff.” – Unknown

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” – Unknown

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“There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.” – Unknown